Will the UglyMicheleMobile be back in production the next time the Cubs win a playoff series?

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

UglyMicheleMobile

I refer to the PT Cruiser as the UglyMicheleMobile because I dated a woman named Michele who owned one. I had never noticed these unique-looking vehicles before dating her, then after we broke up I suddenly began seeing them everywhere. Boring road trips took on lives of their own, initially with contests to determine who could spot the PT Cruiser with the most unusual usage (the cable TV contractor with the ladder twice the length of the vehicle was the winner). Then came the UglyMicheleMobile punching game, a la "slug bug" which caused many bruises!

It should be noted that the "ugly" was meant as an adjective for the car and not the girl!